I CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH, OKAY TUMBLR.
ocard asked: i will never get out of you head!! PS. im about to head out for the information meeting for barestage, Cal's version of Shrunken Heads. we'll see how this goes... MISS YOU.
Hey! My name is Jo Calderone. And I was an asshole. Gaga? Yeah her. Lady Gaga....– Jo Calderone (MTV VMAs 2011)
If we give your daughters and granddaughters access to birth control they will...– Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report 3 August 2011 (via petitefeministe)
thelookinhereyes asked: Do you have a cat by any chance? I keep having dreams about my chinchillas getting loose and running outside and I have to chase them down and drag them back to their cage but then I can't get both of them inside and they keep getting away O_O
thelookinhereyes asked: 37, because dreams are always interesting...
If you feel so inclined... →
xmensax: o1. tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now? o2. what on your body is hurting or bothering you? o3. what was your last thought before going to bed last night? o4. what are you listening to? o5. what’s something you’re not looking forward to? o6. where do you think your best friend is right now? o7. have you kissed anybody in the last five days? o8....
hyliam: HEY lil mama lemma whisper in your ear tell u somethin u might like to hear u gota zabity zoom dip doodley and yo ass look soft mind if i zip zop zoobity bop and see if it’s zop
A Rollercoaster Designed to Kill Humanely
"The Definition of Feminism", By A Dude Who Loves...
lipstick-feminists: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/the-definition-of-feminism/ ”You’re already annoyed just by looking at the title, aren’t you? I understand. Feminism is a loaded word. It comes with a lot of different definitions, ideas and preconceived notions. It also just has a really bad rep. People are quick to judge and tell people, “You aren’t a true feminist. You let your boyfriend...
Michelle Bachmann can't actually be a real person.
The Best Things In The World
she-speakseasy: thefrenemy: Finally removing all the shit from your room that has piled on the floor and you say ‘oh look I put the underwear in the underwear DRAWER’ and then thinking you have accomplished something like not having your room look like a crime scene. Seriously, your room looks like a crime scene where Horatio from CSI is going to be all ‘looks like this pile of laundry is a...
The reason Robert Sheehan isn’t still in Misfits is because I’ve kidnapped him...– Iwan Rheon (via iwanrheonwillyoubemyhusband) Well, that’s okay then.
The term "check your privilege:"
dionthesocialist: That doesn’t mean, “Your argument is automatically invalid because you’re white/male/able-bodied/whatever.” It means, “There’s an aspect to this argument you are incapable of understand because you are white/male/able-bodied/whatever, and you should accept that and review your argument with that in mind.” You’re welcome. this
Sleep. (Unimaginative title.)
I sometimes have dreams where I’ll get really mad at Brian, then wake up and still feel mad, then be angry towards him for no reason, until I realize that I just dreamt it. I always feel quite silly.
soundsof5am asked: Slut Walk Isla Vista? no place needs it more.
Kreayshawn's White Girl Mob & The N-Word →
newageamazon: But there’s a big difference between some weird community anomaly and an untested rapper whose white figurehead is signed to a major label. The White Girl Mob takes on a different context when they’re pushed to the public at-large. The Mob’s appearance comes at a very weird time for American racial politics. Recession talk and rising unemployment rates have instilled in white...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: rushmetoblivion: I wonder what Harry Potter would be like if they all lived in the ghetto… H-Diddy. Ro’nald. Hermioniqua. Drug Lord Voldy. Dumbledizzle. Snoop. And then they’d all hold their wands sideways. Wingah-dium levio-cut cho azz. Avada kedavizzle. Accio slicer. Aguamentkoolaid. Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
He [Bush] blocked the availability of morning after pills, over the counter,...– - Margaret Cho, from a 2005 stand-up special. Unfortunately, still wildly relevant. (via omgitsaraptor) Margaret Cho is just a BOSS (via newwavefeminism)
DC Women Kicking Ass: Why the new Spider-Man... →
newageamazon: dcwomenkickingass: The moment when my passion for comics began is as clear to me now many, many years later as it was then. It was the moment when I saw Batgirl on the TV screen. As a small child I loved Batman, but I couldn’t be Batman because I was a girl. But then there was this girl, woman, doing the things that… Amazing piece by a mother/comics fan about why the character...
And if you put as your Facebook status “I totally raped at Halo today” for your...– An Addendum, On Rape Jokes | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via lookoutsideyourself)
leahisawkward: Best Coast - Our Deal Crazy For You (2010) Dir. Drew Barrymore Mexican Summer obsessed. Everyone needs to watch this video.
People are shitty, and you learn to deal with...
Had a party on Saturday night that felt more obligatory than anything, but it let my friends socialize and stuff, I guess. Then a bunch of much closer friends and I went out to dinner last night (my actual birthday), and it was grand. Wonderful food, wonderful company. Also, my boyfriend surprised me with an amazing gift: an hour of full-body Swedish body massages, then dinner and a movie! My back...
justlikeaphotograph asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope today is wonderful and you get everything you want. May this year be good to you :)
I know this is stupid, but
It’s my birthday and I want to stay up and talk and share and just enjoy the moment with someone but everyone left me to go to bed because they have class in the morning but all I wanted was to watch a movie that made me happy and feel sappy but instead I’m alone and it’s my birthday and I decided to throw myself a pity party instead and now I feel like an idiot. I’ve also...
Darren Freakin' Criss!: Dear George, →
sandysandhu: I wanted you to know that I got your letter. I still don’t know how things work around here but know that I’m thinking about you constantly. I’m glad that Ron is helping you with the joke shop. Just make sure the bugger doesn’t nick anything and try to help him out with… GUH :’(