she-speakseasy: Cook for each other a healthy but delicious dinner - CHECK Share a romantic dessert of strawberries and whipped cream - CHECK Watch romantic comedy (When Harry Met Sally…) - CHECK Share a blanket - CHECK Make plans for a second date - CHECK I can safely say that date night with Terry was an utter success! We’re so in love, nothing can stop us.
Police officer ejaculates on woman, and is found... →
justlikeaphotograph: goodreasonnews: stfuconservatives: downlo: nemene: fistwavingfeminism: No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it. When the case went to trial, however,...
How are you people following me if the follow...
What is this witchcraft.
Thank you for entertaining me so well these past...
Now I am off to go home and… eat. What is my life.
That awkward moment when Tom Felton finds out...
aallwaswell: -justthesameoldjeans: questionable-morals: thissomuch.
Sitting at work in an empty office all by myself...
I’m a social butterfly and a productive student~
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
sweetandviscous: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
I kind of feel like going back to black hair. Hm.
she-speakseasy: I miss taking photos and drawing and making things.
Disneyland for Fourth of July weekend is now a go...
Reblog if you think love has no gender.
I miss you. I love you.
Sunday couldn’t come soon enough.
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
amira123: I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Currently at work.
What I’ve been up to for the past 2 1/2 hours: - read half a page of my femst reading - go on tumblr/facebook for 10-15 minutes. What I’m trying to say is, I’m getting so much done.
Me: But I'm fat, my tummy's so big right now.
B: False. Your tummy's so cute and I want to hug you.
I MISS THIS BOY.
Anonymous asked: terry li
uneedtolightnup: broshockatlas: prostheticknowledge: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end. Oh my God… Woahh
tmianon asked: What's one sexual guilty pleasure that you wouldn't openly tell your friends about? Why wouldn't you tell them?
kool kat meow: why do people get so mad about body... →
girlie-guts: “i don’t find body hair on women attractive so if you don’t shave your armpits YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING FEMINAZI, YOU MAKE THE ENTIRE FEMINIST MOVEMENT LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF SOCIAL DEVIANTS!!!! YOU ARE DOING NOTHING TO SUPPORT THE CASE FOR SOCIAL EQUALITY…
Did anyone else think Zoe Kravitz was super boring...
Yes, I’m still obsessing over this movie.