obliteratedheart: Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are. omg reblogging for the gif hahahah
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
boohoolindalieu: anhiie: TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE : LMFAOOO
is my tumblr hipster enough yet
onesadbitch: elysasakurai: Miley Cyrus; age 18 Taylor Momsen; age 17 Justin Bieber; age 16 Rebecca Black; age 13 Greyson Chance; age 12 Willow Smith; age 10 MattyB; age 7 INTRODUCING THE NEXT BIG THING: Hahaha WATAFAAAAAAAAAAAAK LIL FETUS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WHY the HELL do people talk like
oh my god this is just a run on sentence with no clarity whatsoever but im so cool and incoherence is so chic whatever you can hate me I mean… really. Really, guys? /rant
That moment when you've discovered everyone around...
Not being racist is not some default starting position. You don’t simply get to...– PostBourgie (via octagon-surgeon, meowsense) (via strangerthanheartbreak) (via igotmyperiod) (via iamabutchsolo) (via sexualsuspect) (via cocknbull) (via whatsajuthika) (via feministilicious)
I feel like there's been a lot of negativity on my...
You are beautiful, and you don’t deserve to treat yourself like that.
Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases IRL.
All of them. And then people stare at me like: then i’m like IT’S A TUMBLR THING
Apparently my boyfriend is reading this. This...
Not gonna lie, it freaked me out at first. Even though I told him about it. Because it’s like… another world. Hi, baby. (:
I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow! (:
It’s been a week and a half and I’ve missed him sooooo. First thing we’re gonna do?? BAKE SOME FUCKIN’ CAKE AND WATCH COMMUNITY. We’re really exciting, you see. (: Also, thank y’all so much for the wonderful feedback on my fuckyeahhlove! submission and my new hair. You guys are way too sweet.
My Tumblr summed up in 7 Questions.
URL: herbrokensmile Top 5 fandoms you’ll see: Harry Potter, Glee, AVPM/S.. Misfits.. uh.. Top 3 celebrities you’ll see: Darren Criss, Hayley Williams, Lady Gaga Top 3 other topics you’ll see: FEMINISM, fashion, memes Do I make graphics? Not anymore. Do I liveblog? Nope. I find it kind of annoying when people do. My ask box is: Not visited often enough!
Everyone please, Do not Panic.: Darren Criss' 25... →
turnyouon: 1. A few minutes into Harry Potter, the musical: OH HAI THERE HARRY POTTER. Dark curly hair: check. Green eyes: check. Nice voice: check. HP fan: check. Kid is looking good. 2. A few parts into Harry Potter, the musical: So I guess he can play the guitar….
kool kat meow: Things Commercials have taught me... →
oldfilmsflicker: loveliest-tragedy: We think about eating chocolate 24/7, but if we eat it it will undo all the hard work of only eating bunny food all day, so instead we “treat” ourselves to some shitty cereal being on our period makes us wear hoodies Cleaning the house occupies our…
Ok, seriously, reblog if you're a wizard.